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Google bought SketchUp -- a 3D modeling tool -- sometime ago, and has a free version available online. The free version allows you most of the functionality of the pro version, except you can't export to the popular modeling formats, create walk-throughs or use in a professional capacity. So what you may wonder? Why is Google investing in a 3D modeling tool and why make it available free to everyone? Well, a couple of things. Google has created the 3D Warehouse -- an online, searchable (of course) repository of 3D models. Google also allows you to export you model creations to Google Earth -- their 3D version of the planet. Google seems to want help in populating their Google Earth with buildings. Makes me wonder how far this will go. Will there come a day when you will be able to fly through Google Earth, dive into someone's home, fly through the rooms, and see what people are up to. Is Google shooting to create a massive virtual world that is accurate and detaile...

A new book about the insurance industry , specifically Allstate, is fighting in the courts to be released. By David Berardinelli, From Good Hands to Boxing Gloves paints a very ugly picture about Allstate. Berardinelli, a lawyer, became interested in Allstate when he was granted limited access to some 12,500 PowerPoint slides produced by McKinsey for Allstate during the 1990s. The slides, which Berardinelli had to obtain a court order to gain access to, sheds light on the deliberate tactics Allstate adopted in order to increase profits and shareholder value. Allstate would rather not have these facts, as presented in Berardinelli's book, make it to the public, as it would tarnish their well crafted image of pretending to care for their clients. In the 1990s, Allstate hired McKinsey to help them develop a strategy to basically make more money. The strategy McKinsey developed went beyond just increasing efficiencies and fighting fraud. Berardinelli's access to the McKins...

Recently a couple of children entertainers were executed outside of Baghdad by unknown gunmen, for reasons that can only be guessed at. The two members of the Happy Family Team, Faud Radi, 20, and Haidar Jawad, 25, were returning home when group's identifiable van came under gunfire. Jawad and a female passenger that was hitching a ride, died instantly. Radi was dragged from the van and beaten to death. The reason they were a target? The Happy Family Team receives a small grant from the government for working with schools -- and, they entertain children of all ethnicity and religion. Intolerance. This is what has become of Iraq. With the previous regime gone, the monsters that were kept at bay are rising, and are uglier than the one they seek to replace.

The RIAA has sued a family in Rockmart, GA, for music piracy, despite the family not having a computer. Is there anyone with functioning brain cells left at the RIAA?

I must confess, I haven't seen the first xXx movie. Which is probably a good thing. If xXx: State of the Union is any indication, it probably sucked as well. What was wrong with this movie? Everything. What was right about it? Nothing -- although it may have succeeded in killing a franchise that should have been killed. The bad news with this movie starts with the choice of lead: Ice Cube. Ice Cube doesn't have cool. He has angry. He's very good at playing a dude with a big chip on his shoulder. Don't get me wrong, I think he does have some acting ability, but apparently the script in this movie just called for him to sneer a lot, show us that he's angry and be there when stuff gets blown up. A lot of things get blown up as you might expect, but even so, moving from one explosion to another to tell a story ... well, that just suck. Avoid this movie like you would avoid a plague.

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove is a low budget, horror release that I saw sometime ago. As with low budget flicks of this nature, expectations must also be lowered. If you go in expecting campy dialogue, bad acting and no effects, then you stand a good chance coming out the other end with a bit of entertainment -- maybe even a few laughs at the silly attempt. The story is a take on the old pirate song, sixteen men on a dead man's chest ... yo ho ho and a bottle of rum . Apparently Jolly Roger, the pirate, had his treasure stolen from him by his crew that had him walk the plank. He comes back from the dead, in fine form, but really bad make-up, when his skull is discovered in a ... wait for it ... dead man's chest by a bunch of teens at Cutter's Cove. After offing the captain, the pirate crew went straight and became the founding fathers of Cutter's Cove. To get his treasure back, Jolly Roger must now collect the skulls of sixteen men (or women) from...

On Wednesday, I attended Programming the Universe , a lecture by MIT Professor of Quantum-Mechanical Engineering, Seth Lloyd, to promote his new book ... wait for it ... Programming the Universe . The lecture was hosted by the Perimeter Institute for Theorectical Institute, and while most of their public lectures tend to be held in Waterloo, this was one of the few that came to Toronto. For a lecture of this caliber, it was unfortunate that the location chosen was the Bloor Collegiate Institute -- a local high school. I'm sure a lecture hall at one of the local universities was free that night. The location did nothing to help the lecture, and at worst, was a distraction. Lloyd is a pretty good speaker. He has a sense of humour that was maybe lost on some of his audience -- but would probably get a lecture hall of his students to react. Unfortunately, he brought his classroom lecture style to an audience that was peppered by idiots. Lloyd invited questions -- asking to be ...

Steve Jones, professor of genetics at University College London, writes in the UK Telegraph , on why intelligent design is the logic of ignorance. He invokes Darwin in referring to the id freaks as savages who view what they can't understand as creations of god. Nature is chaotic and the process of evolution has random changes injected into each iteration of life. That explains the complexity of life just it explains the flaws (or differences if you prefer to be nice) that show up in life. If life was designed by some intelligence -- and let's face it, they mean god -- then why are we not perfect? Was the intelligent designer not so intelligent after all? Or is it simply that the proponents of intelligent design are idiots? You know where my vote goes ...

A friend lent this Hong Kong surreal-comic masterpiece a few weeks ago, and I finally got around to seeing it. Kung Fu Hustle was released in 2004, but didn't make general North America release until the early fall of 2005. Kung Fu Hustle is the follow up release of Stephen Chow's Shaolin Soccer (2001) -- follow up, in that Shaolin Soccer was the film that garnered him widespread North American exposure, even though he's quite known in his native China. Kung Fu Hustle was written, directed and starred Stephen Chow. [Spoiler Warning] The movie starts off by establishing the Axe Gang -- they carry axes and use them -- offing a rival gang -- including a dance sequence by the Axe Gang that reminded me of a Michael Jackson music video. It then introduces the would be hero, Sing, who is wandering through life, making no progress and up to no good. Sing decides to extort a debilitated neighbourhood called Pig Sty Alley for his own financial gains, but quickly runs into...

Scott Adams has a great post on respecting the beliefs of others . He tells us that respect is a short straw that should be used, but not equally across all beliefs. He supposes that if a belief is leading to good things happening in the world, and if the people who have those beliefs aren't going around threatning others, then maybe they should be respected. Even so, respect of beliefs should be tempered by a good dose of mockery. The only thing that keeps most people from acting on their absurd beliefs is the fear that other people will treat them like frickin’ retards. Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. At least that’s what I tell people after I mock them. Or to put it another way, I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked. I agree with this. Some beliefs are frickin' stupid and should ...

The Foreign Policy has a blog entry on Equatorial Guinea's president and dictator in charge, Obiang, visit to Washington. He was accepted by Secretary of State Rice, who welcomed him to America. Why would America accept a dictator's visit in Washington? Well, for starters, Equatorial Guinea may have an estimated 10% of the world's reserves of oil, and many US companies have been pouring money into the country. While Obiang could care less for democracy, tortures his people and funnels state funds to personal US bank accounts, he plays nice with American's wishing to stick a needle into his country's oil veins to bleed it dry. Is it just me, or does this strike other people as being just wrong?

Damn Interesting has the scoop on America's secret plan to invade Canada. The plan, titled Joint Army and Navy Basic War Plan – Red , would see the US launch a preemptive strike against Canada. The plan would have the American armed forces take control of out coastal ports, the Great Lakes and the hydroelectric power plants at Niagara Falls, first. Then an invasion would be launched, targeting Alberta, Ontario, Quebec and British Columbia. The plan is not to defeat Canada, but to gain control of the country for incorporation into the US. The American invasion plans were drawn up in the 1930s, by the newly minted US Army War Plans Division. Not to be outdone, Canada also had plans to invade the US. Ours was drawn up in the 1920s. Damn Interesting has the details -- and it's an amusing read. Thank god our two nations have been getting alone famously for a long time. Think of the energy, money and lives that would have been wasted if we hated each other.

When powerful people are total asses, it reflects on them, regardless of whether they notice -- or care. You'd think that this bit of common sense would not be lost on the bigwigs when they interact with the common folk. After all, isn't treat others as you would have them treat you an axiom? Somewhere along the way of becoming a bigwig however, many seem to lost the common sense that they were probably once gifted with. (One would hope that they don't all start off as complete bastards.) In CEOs say how you treat a waiter can predict a lot about character , USA Today promulgates the adage of just being nice to people, especially those that may be perceived from our social measures of success, to be in lower stations of life. The article lectures to those rarefied business types who need to be reminded that it is the common folk efforts that makes them a success and keeps them where they are. It is a good article, that speaks to niceties that seems lost on many. It...

Google has launched Google Calendar (Beta), and for those who already have a Gmail account, it's a great addition to the Google suite of online productivity tools. I haven't explored the calendar fully as yet, but for starters, the site seems to work a heck of a lot better with Firefox than it does with IE. Even with the site working well in Firefox, I did have problems with it -- little nuisances that adds up to make it not ready for prime time as yet. For instance, after I created an event (added a calendar entry), I was allowed to edit it, but the site refused to save my edits. Guests can be added to an event by email invitation, yet that functionality doesn't seem to be up as yet -- can't save. Which tells me that integration with Gmail isn't there as yet. The promise however sounds great. From what I see, you can invite a guests, and then allow them to further invite guests of their own. Great if you really are trying to arrange an event. Google also ...

The stupidity of Creationism and Intelligent Design's argument for equal representation with Science in schools, is beautifully rendered in this cartoon by Tim Kreider of The Pain . In the cartoon, Kreider compares Science and Norse Mythology on a number of fronts, in order to illustrate just how ridiculous the whole argument is. Once, a long time ago, there were some people who actually believed in the Norse explanation of how things came to be and how the laws of nature worked. By extension, there are a bunch of people, who actually believe literally, the verses that were written down thousands of years ago, and they propose to forego the intellectual progress that has been made in the last few centuries for the truth as it was written. Why stop at Christian, Muslim or Hindu mythology? Why not go further back to Norse? In the cartoon, Kreider compares Science and Norse Mythology's take on creation, cosmology, and the origin of man. The result: absolute hilarity!

AlterNet is sounding the warning for the American economy . America has become a nation of borrowers, and that doesn't sit too well with a whole lot of people. Unfortunately, for the people who matters, this doesn't seem to be a problem. Those that matter are in Washington, and they recently voted to raise America's debt ceiling.

Investor's Business Daily is running a speculative piece on the new media companies potential answer to AT&T's threat to start charging extortion fees to allow bandwidth-hungry content through their pipes. The answer: create a wireless broadband network by purchasing spectrum about to go on sale. The telcos already charge internet subscription fees to customers connecting to the internet -- in some regions, offering tiered prices: the faster you go, the more you pay. However, they've noticed that the new media companies are making a killing with the traffic running across their network, and want a piece of the action. Never you mind that they've done nothing to create those customers, and are already being compensated for the use of their networks. If billions are to be made, it shouldn't go just to those creating those innovative services. What the telcos are suggesting is the introduction of speed bumps to slow you down, then express lanes for those who...

Got to love news like this. It appears that Loud-mouth Fleury won't be marrying Crazy Ellison in this lifetime. While Oracle had expressed some interest in buy JBoss, apparently the deal fell through because JBoss CEO, Marc Fleury, just can't keep his trap shut. Which is the very reason why Oracle's purchase of JBoss would have been such a great match. The entertainment of the Larry and Marc show would have been too much to pass up. While Fleury likes to think of himself as a real-world Neo , from the Matrix, Neo is all made up. Ellison flies a Mig, drives fast sports cars, races boats and thinks he's an old school Japanese warrior. Ellison would have kicked Fleury's ass any day! Unfortunately, the match was never meant to be. On Monday, Red Hat, the company that turns open source to shit , according to Loud-mouth Fleury, settled with Fleury for $350 million to acquire JBoss -- quite a shocker, since Fleury's loud-mouth lost him the $500 million deal w...

After a 153-day excursion through space, the ESA's Venus Express space entered Venusian orbit today. It is the ESA's first attempt to study the planet, and will be the first mission designed to peer beneath the thick clouds of Venus. The Russians and Amercians have been to Venus, but the last mission was NASA's Magellan, which ended in the mid-1990s. Earth and Venus are quite similar, yet hundreds of millions of years ago, Venus took a different evolutionary path that saw it trapping the heat from the Sun and the output from Venusian volcanoes. Today, temperatures hit highs of 466-degrees-centigrade, with atmospheric pressure hundreds of times greater than Earth's. Venus is currently 78 million miles from Earth and a signal from Earth would take 7 minutes to reach Venus Express. Venus Express therefore had to enter the Venusian orbit by executing preprogrammed maneuvers on its own. The initial capture orbit is large, and it will take the next few weeks for Venus...

The Christian Legal Society, an association of legal professionals in the US, is a national group formed to fight tolerance policies that protect homosexuals from hate. Their argument is simple: the policies that intend to end discrimination against homosexuals is discriminatory against conservative Christians who wish to express their hatred of homosexuals. They see the broad acceptance of homosexuals in society as an attack against religion. Makes me wonder just what would Jesus think of the whole debate ... after all, here was a guy known for being open and welcoming of everyone. He was something of a liberal in his thinking.

The DV Guru has a post comparing ten video sharing services that have cropped up in the wake of Flickr's success with digital photos. The site compared Vimeo , Eyespot , Jumpcut , Ourmedia , vSocial , GoogleVideo , Grouper , Rever, VideoEgg and YouTube -- looking at the quality of the hosted videos, the site's interface, community features, functionality and the ease at which the hosted videos could be embedded into blogs. Garnering high ratings from DV Guru are Vimeo, YouTube and Jumpcut. DV Guru also mentions a few other services that weren't included in the review. These might warrant a look at as well. They are: Motionbox (coming soon), CastPost , ClipShack , Dailymotion , and Dabble . To the list, I also want to add Veoh . I haven't used the service myself, but it looks like it could compete. The only reason I haven't used it is because, like Google, it requires you to download a client -- a client that seems to work only on XP.

Selling the Promise of Youth -- BusinessWeek's March 20th cover story provides a great summary for baby boomers heading into their second life -- and the message is, you better have money if you want the quality of that second life to be the same as the first. Money, and the willingness to take some risks on unproven anti-aging treatments being sold. If you've got money, there's lotions, potions and promises galore awaiting you. The problem is, most are not recognized by mainstream medicine, and are not necessarily approved by government regulators. As one of the new age salesmen puts it however -- they promise a better quality life, followed by a rapid decline in health leading to death -- rather than the slow aches and pains to the grave. Thus far, there is no fountain of youth -- and trying some unproven drugs just might hasten your trek to the afterworld. Me, I'm waiting for the day my brain can be digitized! Is the MBA Overrated? -- Does an MBA really give...

More and more, it's looking like America is readying to strike against Iran. Either that, or the increased rhetoric is the Bush's Administration attempt at cooling Iran, and perhaps bring them to the table for talks aimed at defusing their nuclear ambitions. The one problem with playing chicken is, you could lose -- and when the game is being played by mad men, not only do they lose, but so do every single last one of us. America has military plans to take out Iran if necessary -- just as they must have plans against North Korea. It would be crazy for them not to. Having plans and executing them are two quite different things however. Admitting those plans to the public, as the Bush Administration has done with the New Yorker report (does anyone really believe that the report was a scoop?), demonstrates that behind the scenes talk with Iran, brokered by third parties, are heading nowhere. America is sending a message to Iran. The nuclear option is in the war plans to b...

Last night I watched John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness . I don't remember seeing this when it was first released ... or subsequently over the years, when I watch way too many horror movies. Prince of Darkness is a strange mix of religion and science for a horror movie. The movie tries to create a union of science and religion, leveraging the "sub-atomic" -- or quantum level, as the bridge between the two. Reality as we know it breaks down at the quantum level -- things don't make classical sense, and that's where the movie decided, that God and the Devil reside. The movie follows a group of college students, led by a professor, who are called to investigate secret container of green liquid that's been hidden in a church for years. Apparently, the container is a prison that was either created by, or found by, Jesus, some two thousand years ago, to imprison the son of Satan. That prison is slowly being breached however, and the son of Satan wants t...

Cornelia Funke's The Thief Lord went straight to video -- not sure if that was the intention when the filming of the movie started, but after seeing the film, I have to agree -- it was a wise decision to send it straight to video. The film, like the book, is meant for children. That doesn't excuse the filmmakers from not investing more into the film however. The movie could have been more imaginative, more exciting, ... more adventurous. The result however was dull. The acting was fine, but the execution of the story was just a long, drawn out yawn. The story plodded along uninspired, seemingly unaware that there was an audience watching it. Stick it in the DVD if you want something safe to keep the 10-year-old set occupied while you make dinner -- but don't try to watch it -- the filmmakers didn't leave anything in the film for parents.

People shouldn't be afraid -- but in America, maybe they should. A couple of Homeland Security officers pulled over at an elementary school to read a map. They were parked in the bus loading zone. A teacher asked them to move, they said they were Homeland Secuity and would move when they were ready. Next thing you know, they're handcuffing the teacher. What's up with that? Where's the accountability? How long before you can't tell the good guys from the bad?

The Spitzer Space Telescope may have found evidence for planetary formation around neutron stars . In observations of the pulsar 4U 0142+61, located some 13,000 light-years away in the constellation of Cassiopeia, Spitzer found an orbiting disk of about 10 Earth-masses, located about 1.6 million kilometres from the star. The disk resembles the protoplanetary disks that are found around young stars, that are thought to lead to planet formation. If Spitzer did find a protoplanetary disk around the pulsar 4U 0142+61, it would represent a first: planets rising directly from the ashes of a star that went supernova. Pulsars are type of neutron star that are formed as a result of the gravitational collapse of a massive star. When a massive star goes supernova, it collapses under its own gravity to a point where thermonuclear burning ignites the star in a massive explosion -- the supernova. Matter is ejected from the star at speeds in the order of 10,000 km/s. What remains after some su...

We can all now breathe a collective sigh of relief. Finally, a majority of Americans believe that global warming is actually real, despite the best efforts of the Bush administration to steer them right. In fact 71% of them are so convinced of the fact, that they think they should personally make an effort to make things better. Great! Wish they were there with the rest of us some years ago when we were trying to collectively do something about global warming. Wish they had made some noise when the White House refused to support the goals of the Kyoto protocol. Wish ... I wish! The poll results [PDF] also show that while Republicans continue to be evil, self preservation may actually be kicking in -- as they want to do right by the environment now that they've realized they've got skin in the game.

Just a quick plug ... Freenet 0.7 Alpha 1 was released a couple of days ago. For those who don't know what this is, here's a brief introductory from the release: Freenet 0.7 represents a major new approach to peer-to-peer network design. To protect the network, and the user's anonymity, Freenet users will now have the ability to connect directly to other people that they know and trust, together forming a "global darknet" making it extremely difficult for any third party, whether a government or another powerful organization, to determine that a user is participating in Freenet, let alone what they are doing with it. This new version is a complete rewrite of the Freenet software, representing numerous other improvements, including: Freenet now operates over UDP rather than TCP Freenet can transparently operate through firewalls Freenet's core architecture and algorithm has been redesigned for simplicity and efficiency A new and even simpler API allowing ...

While there has been a definite focus on the lack of career opportunities and upward mobility for girls, there is apparently another growing trend: boys are becoming slackers . "Girls are driven," according to Judy Kleinfeld of the University of Alaska -- contrary to empirical evidence. Boys lack direction, lack motivation. Females have apparently been surpassing males in academics, as their attendance in post secondary has grown. Against this competition, boys have stagnated. In her Boys Project , Kleinfeld explores what may be responsible for the decline. One of the most intriguing theories is the cultural change, as the traditional definition of manliness changes. In the past, there was no question about what it meant to be male. There wasn't allowed to be any questioning of it in fact. Men were in charge. The possibilities open to them were endless. As women's roles in society changed, men seemed lost, unable to land on a stable definition of what it ...

The government of Sudan continues to paint itself into a dark corner with recent attempts to prevent Jan Egeland, UN under-secretary for humanitarian affairs, from visiting a Sudanese refugee camp in Chad. Currently the hell that is Darfur is patrolled by the ill-equipped, ill-trained and overwhelmed African Union forces. They are supposed to be there to quell the Khartoum sponsored militias that are raping and killing what is left of the Darfur population. The AU troops have been anything but successful , and the UN has been pushing for Sudan to allow a UN peace keeping force into Darfur. This latest episode just reinforces an already well understood situation. In its slow killing off of blacks in Sudan's Darfur region, the Khartoum Arab dominated government wants no foreign witnesses -- and definitely no intervention.

The latest Wired Magazine carries a cover story on the evolving world of video games. Whether you've been keeping up with video games or not, this report may hold a few surprises for you. If you're a gamer, you probably dismiss the critics of video games -- and if you're a video game critic, you probably don't have the time for the gamers wasting their lives away. Regardless of how you feel about games, there may be positives to game play. By playing games, gamers hone their creativity, sense of community, self-esteem and problem-solving skills. Games allow for a different form of problem solving for instance. Instead of learning from rote, gamers typically forego the manuals and leap straight into the game. Using trial and error, and empirical evidence obtained through game play, gamers rapidly learn how to master a game. Far from the first video games, today's MMORPGs requires a lot more than just rapid fire thumb movements. MMORPGs are more real life --...

Iran has successfully tested a new torpedo in recent military exercises . Dubbed the "Hoot," Iran brags that the torpedo is designed specifically to avoid radar detection, be fast, and carry multiple warheads. If the boasts are true, the Iranian torpedo could be based on the Russian VA-111 Shkval -- current holder of the speed record. The US 5th Fleet is based in the region, and Iran was very open who the target for the missile is.

Dr. Eric R. Pianka, Ecologist and 2006 Distinguished Texas scientist, recently advocated the efficient elimination of 90% of the world's population via the use of airborne Ebola, in a speech before the Texas Academy of Science. The Citizen Scientist reports that he received a standing ovation by his peers after the speech. Chilling, yes. But I wonder ... what would motivate a person who's apparently a brilliant scientist, to make such a assertion? Mark Spencer invented Asterisk ... and unless he's squashed like a bug, his invention is poised to disrupt the entire telecom business and make him richer than Bill Gates. Read more at Unusual Business Ideas That Work . CBS News has a feature on the science of sexual orientation . For the intelligent, none of what's in the report is anything new. For the stupid, you won't learn a damn thing by following the link. You're in denial and prefer to hate. Update: April 4, 2006 An update on the Pianka story refere...