Governor General Visits a Curling Club

Breaking News!!! The Governor General of Canada will be visiting the Royal Montreal Curling Club today -- at noon! This is a historic occasion -- mainly because the curling club has been around since 1807 -- but who cares about that -- it's historic because Adrienne Clarkson's visit will cost taxpayers several million dollars as she takes the long way to the curling club. Her voyage started out a several weeks ago when Clarkson set off on a military jet to Vancouver. From there, she circled the globe in a couple of loops, stopping off for gas at several exotic locales, gracing the locals with some of her gas, and eventually arriving at Montreal on the weekend. When the press asked her why she didn't just drive from Ottawa to save taxpayers money, Clarkson commented that she was saving taxpayers money -- she was staying at her official B&B.

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