Canadian hockey fan
So I was watching the game with this cutey tonight. She's loves hockey -- and the only thing she feels more emotional about, is her country -- Canada. The following was shouted by this Canadian hockey fan, watching the Russian-Canadian game tonight. It was more interesting watching her than the game. Far more interesting, listening to her. It was distracting as hell. Overheard, and for your entertainment -- and this was only from the middle of the 3rd period, onwards:
BTW ... she has nothing against the Russians, unless they're beating Canada on the ice. Now that they've lost, they're OK.
- "Drop dead Russia!"
- "Shoot the fucking ... emmm ..." -- the Canadians heard and shot the puck.
- "Doesn't he know not to jinx it, you stupid!" -- a retort at the commentator suggesting that the game isn't over yet (Canada was leading 7:3 with about 7 minutes left).
- "How stupid can you be to take a penalty now?! Stupid!" -- at Pronger taking a late penalty for holding.
- "Come on Russia, pull your goalie!" -- never one to settle for a 4-goal lead with 3 minutes to go.
- "Russian down, kill him boys! ... No, just kidding." -- this in reaction to the Boyle/Semin altercation that had Semin down on the ice. She's not a violent person. Really. Except on the ice maybe.
- "Maybe he thought someone dropped a rouble and he bent over and fell down." -- I don't even want to try.
- "Your mother wears army boots and she looks like Stalin! Actually, she looks like Lenin!" -- I'm not even going to try on this one either.
- "Oh, they're a little bit stupid." -- directed at the Russians.
- "Can you imagine Don Cherry right now?" -- there was admiration in her voice.
- "Frozen horse shit! It's ours!" -- referring to the game. Yes, hockey really is our game.
- "Icing on the cake." -- I think that was in the last minute ... we were definitely going to win.
BTW ... she has nothing against the Russians, unless they're beating Canada on the ice. Now that they've lost, they're OK.
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