Bedtime Story So my youngest wanted a bedtime story. So, after a few iterations, which she complained about me not knowing how to tell a bedtime story, I came up with the following: Once upon a time, there was an French old man, as happy and gay as only the French can be. He had many children, but no wife, and was happy. All the children spoke a different language, so it made life very difficult. When they wanted to go potty, they'd say so in their own language, but he wouldn't understand them, and confuse it for them being hungry. There was lots of tension in their bowels. So, one day, he came up with a brilliant idea - he bought them all flutes. Now, whenever they want to go potty, they play the flute and he understands them. Moral: music makes you happy. (Don't ask.)

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