Bedtime Story
So my youngest wanted a bedtime story. So, after a few iterations, which she complained about me not knowing how to tell a bedtime story, I came up with the following:
Once upon a time, there was an French old man, as happy and gay as only the French can be. He had many children, but no wife, and was happy. All the children spoke a different language, so it made life very difficult. When they wanted to go potty, they'd say so in their own language, but he wouldn't understand them, and confuse it for them being hungry. There was lots of tension in their bowels. So, one day, he came up with a brilliant idea - he bought them all flutes. Now, whenever they want to go potty, they play the flute and he understands them.
Moral: music makes you happy.
(Don't ask.)
Of Movies
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut -- This is one hilarious movie -- but boy is it rude. It's rude beyond the point of being offensive. The movie takes the good taste filter off and amuses with humour that simulate the juvenile in us. Every now and again though, that little kid in us needs to be amused -- and this movie will certainly do that. If you're offended by the movie, it's because the adult in you is watching. The Brothers Grimm -- This was an OK fantasy movie, moving at a good pace, with the appropriate level of action and humour. The special effects were well done -- and so was the cinematography. If you missed it in the theatre, you didn't miss much however. You can catch it on DVD. The Aristocrats -- This is a movie about a joke. One joke. That's it. The delivery however -- now that was something else. The delivery was sick, sick, sick. This is an in-joke for comedians that have been numbed by jokes for us regular folk. The only thi...
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