Decadent Evil
Decadent Evil is such a crappy movie. I watched this last night as I didn't want to have to think about the story. The opposite occurred. I kept thinking about what a crappy story it was, with crappy lines, read by crappy actors -- all shot on an extremely low budget, in just a week. It was a vampire movie that looked as if it used pasta sauce for blood. Everything about this movie was crappy, except the end -- which was a relief. Don't get me wrong -- I like cheese, but this was just bad cheese. The actors, with the exception of two, were just bad. They couldn't act.
The plot -- although I'm not sure you can call it that -- follows the vampire Morella, and her coven of two other others: Sugar and Spyce. Sugar and Spyce are strippers at night, who sometimes lure customers back to their mansion for their master (not sure why she's not referred to as mistress), Morella, to drink their blood, and their soul. Morella needs to drink 10,000 souls apparently to become invincible and become a vampire queen. Sugar and Spyce are idiots. Sugar even "loves" the DJ at the strip club -- and they plan on running off and living happily together. Morella's doesn't believe in love. Apparently she loved a guy once, but found him with another woman -- so she killed the woman and turned the guy in some short, "proto-human" creature that is played rather badly by a doll. As Morella is two souls away from reaching 10,000 souls, the action comes to a climax. A dwarf vampire killer appears. He's apparently the son of Morella's former boyfriend, and he's out to avenge his dad. They fight -- really badly -- the good guys win, and Morella is reduced to a short "proto-human" as well.
Dumb, dumb story! Stupid, stupid move! It should be watched only to see an example of a really bad movie. Another review can be found here.
The plot -- although I'm not sure you can call it that -- follows the vampire Morella, and her coven of two other others: Sugar and Spyce. Sugar and Spyce are strippers at night, who sometimes lure customers back to their mansion for their master (not sure why she's not referred to as mistress), Morella, to drink their blood, and their soul. Morella needs to drink 10,000 souls apparently to become invincible and become a vampire queen. Sugar and Spyce are idiots. Sugar even "loves" the DJ at the strip club -- and they plan on running off and living happily together. Morella's doesn't believe in love. Apparently she loved a guy once, but found him with another woman -- so she killed the woman and turned the guy in some short, "proto-human" creature that is played rather badly by a doll. As Morella is two souls away from reaching 10,000 souls, the action comes to a climax. A dwarf vampire killer appears. He's apparently the son of Morella's former boyfriend, and he's out to avenge his dad. They fight -- really badly -- the good guys win, and Morella is reduced to a short "proto-human" as well.
Dumb, dumb story! Stupid, stupid move! It should be watched only to see an example of a really bad movie. Another review can be found here.
Decadent Evil, with Debra Mayer as Morella.
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