Noah Used Flying Dinosaurs

The Landover Baptist Church is reporting on a breakthrough finding that explains how Noah could have gathered specimen of animal life from across the planet in such a short period of time for the 40-day ride on the ark. Apparently, this mystery has been bothering creation scientists for quite some time. New evidence however reinforces a belief that good Christians have held.

"Noah's sons rode giant flying dinosaurs to transport duck billed platypuses from Australia, and penguins and polar bears from the Antarctic, to name a few."

The site provides the following quotes:
  • Pastor Deacon Fred -- "Those must have been some mighty big flying dinosaurs. Imagine the look on Noah's face when his sons flew in for a landing with a pair of Hippos strapped to the back of one of them things! Glory to God!"
  • Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards -- "The Lord is just amazing. Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

[The Landover Baptist Church is a satirical website that parodies the fundamentalist Christians of the US.]

Comments

  1. Amal11:18 p.m., August 09, 2006

    Well shit, that solves my questions about Noah and the ark. Thanks so much for your great tip. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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