Monday, Jan. 24th -- The Worst Day of the Year
Someone with too much time on their hands has determined that Monday, Jan. 24th, will be the worst day of the year. Using a formula concocted while heavily inebriated, Dr. Cliff Arnalls from Cardiff University, confirmed what most people suspected for a long time -- quite a bit of academia is a waste of taxpayers money. The formula:
where, W = Weather; D = Debt; d = Money due in January pay; T = Time since Christmas; Q = Time since failed quit attempt; M = General motivational levels; and, NA = The need to take action; has no scientific basis, and was made up by a tutor looking for some attention and will most likely not get him tenure. Of course, the general media has gone hysterical over the news, and haven't stopped for a minute to think, "Hey, is this bullshit?" If they did, Arnalls would probably sheepishly admit that it is.
1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA
where, W = Weather; D = Debt; d = Money due in January pay; T = Time since Christmas; Q = Time since failed quit attempt; M = General motivational levels; and, NA = The need to take action; has no scientific basis, and was made up by a tutor looking for some attention and will most likely not get him tenure. Of course, the general media has gone hysterical over the news, and haven't stopped for a minute to think, "Hey, is this bullshit?" If they did, Arnalls would probably sheepishly admit that it is.
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