Out of Context

Guessing what was meant here is just half the fun. The other half is being there to hear them being said. So where did these gems come from? The lunch-time entertainment. Really! I couldn't make this stuff up!

"It's just every now and again, I like to scratch." -- JD
"He's not the brightest cookie in the tree." -- JD
"Ah, I'm the one on the muscle relaxants, don't go back there." -- JD
JD: "Did you want to lick it clean?" DH: "I just did, you missed it."

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