Motion Denied Because You're An Idiot

Go on over to the Smoking Gun for this doozy. A Texas bankruptcy judge has quoted from Adam Sandler's Billy Madison in a recent ruling -- dismissing the case before him for being "incomprehensible1." In the accompanying footnote, the judge explains:
1Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler's title character in the movie, "Billy Madison," after Billy Madison had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance,
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote.

Now I'm going to have to find me a situation to use that quote in!

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